Uno de acrónimos

Este me llegó en julio del 98, a través de la lista Internauta:

A Lesson in Computer Acronyms

BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
DOS: Defective Operating System
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
MACINTOSH:Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT:Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PENTIUM:Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
SCSI: System Can't See It
WINDOWS:Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WWW: World Wide Wait